||well, i'm kind of a private person, but some people have asked some questions that maybe are okay to tell you. but don't tell anybody else, okay? so here goes:
q: how old are you and when's your birthday?
a: i'm seven years old and my birthday is on october 13th. i thought it was very appropriate when i found out.
q: what's your favorite subject at school?
a: i like science best - especially biology when they talk about stuff like bones and the gunk that's in your stomach. it grosses out all the other girls in class, but i think it's pretty cool. oh and i like art class, too.
q: what's your favorite holiday?
a: i thought that was obvious! halloween of course! i'm even starting a campaign to make it halloween every day of the year.
q: really? how are you going to do that?
a: oh the usual, knock on doors, write petitions, become captain of the universe, create a time warp to make it halloween all the time.
q: how about your favorite foods?
a: oh, i like all kinds of vegetables! potato chips, popcorn balls, apple cider, candy corn, you know healthy stuff.
q: tell us about your little brother.
a: do i have to?
a: well, i don't know why we even have him around sometimes, all he does is mess up my dolls and my fake skeletons and eat the heads off my peanut butter bat sandwiches! i suppose he's a little better now that he's stopped drooling.
q: how old is he?
a: he's five. five long years i've had to put up with him. i wonder if we can send him back - he's not really turning out as well as i'd hoped, though he does make a good test subject.
q: what are you going to be this halloween?
a: a witch. no, a vampire! no, a ghost! hmmmm... how about a ghost of witch-vampire? well, whatever, i'll be scary!
well, i guess that's enough for now. but i'll answer some more questions later. see you soon!
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